This blog is going to be used to feature crazy and funny things my students and other teachers' students say throughout the day. There's always something said to make us stop and think. All male students will be called Herman and all female students will be called Hattie. Here's an example from a previous year. I gave the assignment of writing a haiku to my language arts students. Most were fairly normal, but Herman came with one that made me smile:
Joe is almost bald
He would be completely bald
If not for his back.
Hope you enjoy! If you're a teacher who has some to share, please send me a message or email at email@example.com.